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Jay Pinkerton
Joined Cracked on Oct 11,2007
Jay Pinkerton is a Cracked.com contributor. Only thing is, [author name] never contributed a friggin’ bio. So we wrote this lame one instead. Oh, well.
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If St. Patrick's Day Had Greeting CardsValentine's Day has cards. So, why not St …
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Action Hero Showdown: Why John Rambo is the Baddest Man Ever Captured on FilmBefore we all hit the theater to watch him …
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Marvel Comics vs. Science: 5 of the Most Absurd Superhero OriginsSuperheroes all share a unifying trait: their …
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8 Summer Blockbusters Guaranteed to DisappointSome compelling reasons why you should stay …
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Three Things George Clooney Really LikesGeorge Clooney responds to Teen People Ms …
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Bat Battle: Who's The Best Movie Batman?In honor of Dark Knight, a look back at the …
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5 Completely Unnecessary Direct-to-DVD Movie SequelsLeprechauns in space, invisible Christian …
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An Alcohol Coma: Your Ticket To a Good Night's SleepYears of research on my part have led tothe …
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Comedies That Should Have Been Awesome (And Weren't)We take a look at some of the "Should Have …
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Things I Learned in Prison (Rape-Related and Otherwise)Doing time is no picnic. Specifically, no …
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Action Hero Showdown: Who's The Biggest Bad Ass to Ever Appear on Film?In honor of the fourth Rambo, a rerun about …
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St. Patrick's Day Greeting CardsSt. Valentine shouldn't be the only religious …
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St. Patrick's Day ExposedOur investigative report on the elusive and …
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Trailer Trash: Cruel Reviews of Upcoming MoviesWhy go see a movie when you can hastily dismiss …
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Just-Announced Recalls for Celebrity-Endorsed ProductsWhich celeb-approved goods you've just purchased …
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Things Val Kilmer Whispers to Himself in the ShowerThe title is pretty self-explanatory on this …
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Introducing the Larry Holmes GrillMaster XL!You can take that to the LAKE.
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6 Insane Christmas Traditions From Around the WorldCrazy Christmas customs in backwards,American …
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So You've Been Pushed Naked Out of a PlaneYou have been pushed naked from an airpland …
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Proper Grooming With Steve T. ApeIf you're like me, you spend a lot of time …
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Stupendous Man ReturnsFaster than a package of bullets! Able to …
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The 8 Best "Guilty Pleasure" Comedies of All-TimeEight great comedies that are so embarrassing …
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The Da Vinci ConundrumIntrigue! Religion! Paintings! Cracked sends …
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Some Helpful Suggestions For My BossIf you can't see me masturbating at workas …
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How To Do Your TaxesEver wonder how to beat the IRS? Like within …
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Order Now!Have we ever got a deal for you! That isif …
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DorfeldtJay Pinkerton confirms what you've always …
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St. Patrick's Day Greeting CardsAfter all, St. Valentine shouldn't be the …
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Dusk-Man!A routine theater shooting turns deadly!Read …
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Cracked's Oscar Rundown (Part Two)Don’t look like an ass at that Oscar …
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Cracked's Oscar Rundown (Part One)It's never easy to predict Oscar winnersespecially …
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Spring Movie Preview18 Spring movies and why you would be a moron …
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Contested Pieces from Frey MemoirCRACKED has excerpted some of the more contested …
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Review: Looking for Comedy in the Muslim WorldAlbert Brooks has a knack for presentinga …
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Wire-Tapping For FreedomJay Pinkerton shows you how the whole witap …
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Stupendous Man, Volume 2This summer, everyone's favorite super hero …
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Stupendous Man, Volume 1He's faster than a speeding bullet, and his …
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So You're Being Attacked by C.H.U.D.We've all been there. We had better start …
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Jay Pinkerton takes a crack at A Christmas CarolOur own Jay Pinkerton with a second interpretation …
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Bloomberg's Transit Strike Contingency PlanThe New York transit strike is OVER. Youmade …
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The Chronicles of NarniaWondering if you should spend your moneyon …
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How to Speak to Brazilian WomenDonâ€ât …
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